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Orioles Sign Phelps to Pitch, Play Short
After last night’s ghastly loss in Cleveland, the Orioles announced that they’ve reached an agreement with Baltimore hometown hero Michael Phelps. “Let’s face it, the kid knows how to win,” said...
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SI Snubs Maddon For SOY For Some Swimmer
I sort of saw this coming, but it’s nonetheless extremely disappointing: Sports Illustrated has cheapened the Sportsman Of The Year award by not giving the award to the most deserving nominee — Devil...
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Cal Ripken Loves History, Drugs, STDs & The Devil
We’ve long been following Cal Ripken, Jr.’s continuing efforts to distance himself from the pathetic Baltimore Orioles and give himself a better legacy with our beloved Devil Rays. A while back,...
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The Phillies Aren’t On Wheaties Boxes Because….
Last week, there was a lot of chatter in Phillies land about why their team hasn’t been honored with a Wheaties box like past World Series winners. There’s an obvious explanation here. There has after...
View ArticleDerek Jeter Will Be Your 2009 SI Sportsman Of The Year
Sports Illustrated isn’t announcing their Sportsman Of The Year until December 1st, but I’ll save you the wondering. Last year I spilled a lot of digital ink telling you who should have won (Joe...
View ArticleGenius Correctly Predicted Jeter Winning SI Award
I was hoping to get to do my You’re Welcome For Jinxing Jeter post instead, but unfortunately Sports Illustrated announced today that they’ve given Derek Jeter the 2009 Sportsman Of The Year award — as...
View Article10 Better Sportsman of the Year Candidates
To Hell with Derek Sanderson Jeter. I gots 10 better Sportsman of the Years candidates right here. Tiger Woods Already the first and only 2-time winner of Sportsman of the Year (1996 & 2000),...
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